I am grateful just for being today. I am grateful that jerks have to try to make my name embarassing. Glad my name is not embarassing without them having to be numpties.... Although I wish the numpties spelling mistake had not ended up being quite so public or quite so amusing to soooo many people....

I guess I should be grateful that I bought so much laughter to so many people's days.... (still working on that one though....)